Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
[doesn’t talk to anyone at all] why don’t i have any friends
Sean’s “Little Help…”
Sean: ‘Do you need anybody? I need somebody to love. DO YOU NEEED ANYBODY? I need somebody to loooove.’ That’s my favorite song!
John: Very good.
Sean: Who sang, ‘I need somebody to love’, you?
John: Uh, Ringo. But Paul and I are singing it with him.
Yoko: What’s the song called?
John: Umm.. ‘What would you think..’ Um um.. what’s it called? I’ve forgotten what it’s called.
Sean: WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I SANG IN A SONG?
John: …Sang out of tune. Oh. A Little Help From My Friends, that’s what it’s called.
Crying. Happy and sad tears:)
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
bby john u r fine
I love how the rest of the boys are like, “Herp de durp”, Pete Shotton is like, “Yeah, wassup?” And then John’s like, “MY GAZE ALONE WILL IMPREGNATE YOUR WOMB AND NINE MONTHS LATER, YOU SHALL BIRTH A GOD.”
reblogging this again just because hOT
Story time! There was suppose to be someone right behind John, Harry ‘goosey’ gooseman, but John made him test the theory that if you waited for the first shot and ran to the other side of the picture in time for the second shot you would, in theory, appear twice in the picture. He was too slow and ended up not appearing in the picture. (Well half on his head did.)
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
*puts “never had a scene phase” on college application*
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
i wonder if ill be blogging as an old person in a nursing home on my iphone 4000